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That is why we're torching all of it.
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Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay?
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I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car.
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- Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help?
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- Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that?
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Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in.
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They're attracted to the gas lines.
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- What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah.
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Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble.
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If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed?
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Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well.
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- Is it Doug? - I don't have it.