来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第15集 第15集》

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  Are you the guys that keep staring at me
  你们是不是老盯着我看
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  and intermittently yelling out, "Books"?
  还不时的大喊 "书耶"
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  The very same. We are both interested
  没错 我们二人均想
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  in taking you to the Valentine's Dance,
  邀请你共赴情人节舞会
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  But we are also best friends with each other.
  但是我们又是彼此的好哥们
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  It is of utmost importance we protect that friendship
  最重要的是为了不会因为竞相追求你
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  from the stresses of courting you,
  而破坏我俩之间的友情
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  so we're trying to be as direct
  我们会尽量维持这场求爱战
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  and aboveboard about this as possible.
  保证公平公正公开
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  Will you go to the dance with one of us,
  你会跟我们中的某一个去舞会吗
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  and if so, which one?
  如果会 你选哪一个
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  We need to get something straight first.
  咱们先把这件事理清楚