来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第15集 第15集》

• 
  
  Well, some of it's also soaking in your bathtub.
  好吧 浴缸里还有一些
• 
  
  So wasted and sleepy.
  喝多了好困啊
• 
  
  I could probably just crash here and, you know,
  要不我就在这儿睡吧
• 
  
  I can start looking for a place in the morning.
  早上我再找新地儿
• 
  
  What--you orchestrated this entire party
  什么 你策划这个聚会
• 
  
  just so you could weasel your way into staying here!
  就是为了能偷偷溜进来住吗
• 
  
  You weren't even going to notice.
  我会当隐形人的
• 
  
  Hey, jeff, don't kill the messenger,
  杰夫 不要迁怒报信的人
• 
  
  but you have four hermit crabs in your bathroom sink.
  你的浴缸里有四只寄居蟹哦
• 
  
  You'll fall in love with them. I named one jeff.
  你会喜欢他们的 其中一只叫杰夫
• 
  
  How long did you actually think you were gonna stay here?
  你到底想在这里留多久
• 
  
  Just a month. Three...tops.
  就一个月 三个 最多