So call him.

打给他
Next time, fill out the proper paperwork.

下次先填好申请再来
Which one are you?

会是谁呢
How're your sex life?

你的性生活怎么样
I didn't care much for your last report.

我对你的上一份报告不太满意
It's so perfunctory, like your hear wasn't in it.

真是敷衍了事看来你完全没用心
Let's see a little more enthusiasm for my recovery in next month.

下个月的报告再多写些好话吧
- But... - Don't speak!

-但是 -住嘴
I don't want to hear your voice. Just nod.

我不想听见你的声音只要点头
Start looking for a shrink you can bribe, this way..

你去贿赂个精神病医生
under oath, he can find absolutely nothing wrong with me.

让他出报告说我没任何问题
And stop visiting tattoo removal websites,

还有不许访问洗纹身的网站