Did you know that your great-great-great-great-uncle Bullroarer Took...

你知道你的曾曾曾曾叔祖父吼牛·图克
was so large, he could ride a real horse?

身材高大的可以骑马吗
- Yes. - Well, he could.

-知道 -那是真的
In the Battle of Green Fields, he charged the Goblin ranks.

在绿原之战他迎战半兽人大军
He swung his club so hard,

棍棒用力一挥
it knocked the Goblin king's head clean off...

就把半兽人国王的头敲了下来
and it sailed 100 yards

国王的头飞出去很远很远
through the air and went down a rabbit hole.

落进了兔子洞里
And thus, the battle was won.

那场战斗终告胜利
And the game of golf invented at the same time.

高尔夫球也由此发明
I do believe you made that up.

你肯定是瞎编的
Well, all good stories deserve embellishment.

好故事都是需要加工的