You're not getting Boy with Apple, you goddamn little fruit!

你不会得到《拿苹果的男孩》的你这小人
How's that supposed to make me feel?

这话让我作何感想啊
Call the police. We're pressing charges.

叫警察来我要起诉他
This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years.

这个罪犯近二十年来一直骚扰我们家
He's a ruthless adventurer and a con-artist

他是个无情的投机者
who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies,

专挑精神脆弱的老女人下手
and he probably fucks them, too!

很可能还跟她们上过床
I go to bed with all my friends.

我跟所有朋友都上过床
Where's Celine?

席琳在哪里
What? She's dead. We're reading her will.

她死了我们就是在宣读她的遗嘱
Oh, yes, yes, of course.

是的是的那是当然
If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body,

要是让我知道你碰过我的母亲