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May I officiate, by the way? The ceremony?
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With pleasure.
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I must say, I find that girl utterly delightful.
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Flat as a board, enormous birthmark
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the shape of Mexico over half her face,
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sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen
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while Mendl, genius though he is,
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looms over her like a hulking gorilla.
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Yet without question, without fail,
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always and invariably, she's exceedingly lovely.
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Why?
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Because of her purity.