来自《政坛混战 第0集》

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  You can be so bleak sometimes, Dad.
  爸爸 你真是爱泼冷水
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  Did you ever get that calendar
  你收没收到我送你的
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  I sent of those animals dressed in human clothing?
  穿着衣服的动物的日历
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  I was looking at mine
  昨天我看了我的那本
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  yesterday because I bought one for myself
  因为我自己也买了
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  and it had a giraffe in high heels.
  是长颈鹿穿高跟鞋的
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  And I thought to myself, "Who thinks of this stuff?"
  我就在想 这是谁的主意啊
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  I laughed so hard.
  笑死我了
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  I thought it was super cute.
  我觉得那太可爱了
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  A giraffe is tall enough as is.
  长颈鹿本来已经够高了
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  Then somebody thought, "Let's put a giraffe in high heels.
  还有人会想 让它穿上高跟鞋吧
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  Maybe add a belt. There was a little bow on him."
  再给它加条皮带 系个蝴蝶结