I wanna be second lady.

我想做第二夫人
And what are you doing to make that happen?

你为此做过什么努力
You're grinding your hairy crescent

只要哪个傻瓜冲你笑笑
roll against any piece of ass that flashes you a smile.

你就跑去跟她磨你那个长毛的小肉肠
None of that was my fault. I was powerless.

不是我的错我无力抵抗
I was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull,

我每天喝无数红牛烈酒果冻
Jell-O shots and Goldschlmger.

和金片杜松子酒
Remember Dr. Jenkins,

记得詹金斯医生
he thought I had Crohn's disease.

告诉你我有克罗恩病吗
There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month.

一整个月我粪便里有24K金片
I crapped gold.

我拉的是黄金啊
Was the nicest thing.

有个好消息