来自《政坛混战 第0集》

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  ...and he let me touch his old lady's titty.
  他让我摸了他老伴儿的咪咪
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  - Oh, God. - Ugh. "Breast".
  -天啊 -要说乳房
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  I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell
  我藏在商场的楼梯下面
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  and take photos up women's skirts.
  拍女人裙子底下的照片
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  I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.
  我床下藏了一大本走光照
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  One time I put a firefly in my butthole.
  有一次我把萤火虫放进屁眼里
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  - Why? - To make my farts glow.
  -为什么 -好让屁发光
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  Oh, God.
  天啊
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  I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac
  我剃下狗毛粘在小鸡鸡下面
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  so I'd look like a grown man.
  好假装大人
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  Oh, God.
  天啊
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  I touch myself to Drew Carey on The Price Is Right.
  我在看"价格正确"的主持人时自慰来着