this election process four times now.

四次选举过程
How has this race been different for you?

此次对你来说跟往常有何不同
Oh, it's just been terrible.

糟透了
For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.

卡姆放任自己的体型
It's just a whole mess of fat and weirdly placed hair.

根本就是一坨肥肉和摆放奇怪的头发
It's like somebody dropped a glazed ham in a barber shop.

好像掉在理发馆的糖渍火腿
- Okay, that, that's ridiculous. - Oh, come on. Come on.

-这太荒唐了 -有没有搞错
Do you think Cam is emotionally stable enough to be in office?

你觉得卡姆的情绪稳定得可以称职吗
- I'm trying. - Oh, God, no.

-我试着呢 -天啊没有
- You can read all about it in my new book. - Aw, what?

-我都写在我的新书里了 -什么
I've sold the movie rights.

我已经卖掉了电影版权
We're in talks with Kate Hudson to play me.

我们在联系凯特·哈德森扮演我