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Why are you here?
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Well, when you fired me, I was seriously depressed.
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- I knew it. - But...
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I went for a walk, right out of town.
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And I came across a desert,
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And I fell asleep under a tree, palm tree.
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I don't do well with other people's life-changing stories.
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And then when I woke up,
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I saw like a thing sticking out of the sand.
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And I unearthed it, and it was an ancient chest.
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Really old. Seven hundred years old.
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And in that chest was this.