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After they've seen Paris
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How ya gonna keep 'em away from Broadway
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Jazzin' around and painting the town
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How ya gonna keep 'em away from harm
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That's the mystery
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They'll never wanna see a rake or a plough
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And who the deuce can parlez vous a cow?
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Just because I forgot her bloody birthday!
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My God!
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If all the men who forgot their wives' birthdays
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were to come home to suicide notes
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the line would stretch from here to the shetlands.