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I assume you all got the cards.
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If not, allow me to briefly explain.
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Walter Black ascended to CEO of this company two years ago.
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Not through any particular skill or merit,
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but because Walter was next in line
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rather than our infinitely more qualified VP standing right here.
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Hello, love.
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It was a job Walter was, well, ill-prepared to handle.
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Basically, well...
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Walter's been a loser.
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Which is why, as of now,
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he is resigning and putting me in charge.