I'm smart.

我很聪明的
You're about a hundred miles away from Smartville. No offense.

不是我说你离聪明还差了十万八千里呢
You're mistaken, counselor.

你错了律师
I'm smart. I have good hygiene.

我很聪明人又干净
I'm an decent guitar player,

我是个很棒的吉他手
a good cook. I cook food all the time.

还做得一手好菜我经常做饭
I'm vice-president of the Punahou chess club.

我是普纳荷棋社的副社长
And I always have weed.

我总能弄到大麻
Your mom must be very proud.

你妈妈肯定十分骄傲
It's possible.

可能吧
I mean, she's been kind of busy lately.

我妈这段时间有些忙
Yes. What does she do, your mom?

你妈是做什么工作的