来自《涉外大饭店2 第0集》

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  Tea is an herb that's been dried out.
  茶叶是种风干的草本植物
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  So to bring it back to life, you have to infuse it
  所以要使它活过来 你必须用
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  in boiling water.
  滚水来沏
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  That is boiling water.
  我说的是滚水
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  Everywhere I've been in this country
  在这个国家不管我走到哪
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  they slap down a cup of tepid nonsense
  他们就丢给我一杯不冷不热的破水
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  you know with the teabag lying beside it
  然后旁边放个茶包
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  which means I've got to go through
  也就是说我非得亲自动手
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  the ridiculous business of dunking it
  干这件荒谬的事 把茶包浸到
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  in the lukewarm piss
  这马尿里边
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  waiting for the slightest change of color to occur.
  然后等着它一点点变色
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  And at my age... I haven't got the time.
  到我这个年纪 可没时间等了