来自《涉外大饭店2 第0集》

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  I spent years back in England
  我在英国多年以来
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  trying to spread my gift around.
  一直试图发扬我的天赋
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  Couldn't find a single willing recipient. Here,
  却找不到一个愿意接受的人 可这里
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  cracking job, bit of bank in my pocket.
  我有份不错的工作 也有了几个钱
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  Turns out I'm rather catnip to the ladies.
  我倒成了女士们的催情草了
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  Yeah, but I can't indulge myself, or indulge them...
  可我不能纵容我自己 也不能纵容她们
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  because I have already got one
  因为我已经有女朋友了
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  and I think the absolute world of her.
  而且我很喜欢她
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  Still, one does think
  可是难免还是会想
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  what if she weren't there at all?
  要是她不存在的话会怎样
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  I mean, what if one were alone again?
  要是我又恢复单身呢
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  How impossibly free one would be.
  那我该有多自由啊