来自《涉外大饭店2 第0集》

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  Allow me to offer you a lift to the Viceroy Club.
  我送你去总督俱乐部吧
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  Vikram's beautiful minibus awaits.
  乘坐维克兰漂亮的迷你巴士
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  Please.
  拜托
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  Good.
  漂亮
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  Careful. You'll never get back up again.
  小心 别一下子起不来了
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  Well, you're still in one slightly sagging piece, I see.
  我看你这把骨头也没散架啊
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  Barely. The plane was diverted just before landing.
  差点 飞机在降落前改道了
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  A cow on the runway.
  航道上出现一只奶牛
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  Not exactly the way I always wanted to go.
  我可不想那么走
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  Death by cow.
  因为奶牛而死
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  I suppose it would make people sit up and take notice.
  葬礼上这么说大家肯定记得住
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  Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
  是 那样多不好