The one thing that can ruin my plans.

唯一能毁掉我整个计划的东西
The one thing that I asked you to take care of.

我唯一要你看好的东西
That's super frustrating.

真的超级让人火大的
It makes me just wanna pick up whoever is standing closest to me,

让我想拎起离我最近的人
and throw them through this window

把他扔出这扇窗户
and out into the infinite abyss of nothingness!

扔到无尽的虚空之中
I wanna do it so bad.

我真的好想这么做
I know you do, sir. Please don't.

我知道你想先生请不要这样
And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans.

老是打乱我计划的不光是你坏警察
People everywhere are always messing with my stuff.

全世界的人都在乱动我的东西
But I have a way to fix that.

不过我有办法终结这一切
A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be.

让一切都保持它们应有的样子