Did you ever have any alien craziness when you were fourteen.

谁十四岁没幻想过外星人呢
They were very kind to me, found me in a jiffy.

他们很友好很快就找到我了
Uh, and that's all been expunged.

这些记录都销毁了
Obama get me a medal, actually.

后来奥巴马还给我颁了块奖章
Just saying.

说起来
It's always good to have a medal guy in the office, with a medal.

招一个得过奖章的人总是不错
- From Obama? - Yeah.

-从奥巴马手里 -对
In this office, we're mostly Republicans.

这公司里大多是共和党人
So.

不好意思
- I'm not feeling to good. - No.

-我感觉不太好 -不好吗
- No. - Why don't you get a little dipping tray.

-不好 -干嘛不去拿个餐盘
And dip the dog in the pepto, that's the solution.

把热狗泡在汽水里问题就解决了