I'm a Muppet-y man

我是个像布偶的人
I'm so sorry.

对不起
- Oh, Gary. - Mary.

-盖瑞 -玛丽
That's what I am

我就是我
Kermit. We have our celebrity!

科米大腕到手了
Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!

黑杰克先生好心地同意为我们主持了
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?

我的天啊太棒了他在哪
- In the trunk. - Get me outta here!

-在汽车尾箱里 -放我出去
You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!

你们绑架了黑杰克那是犯法的
But, Kermit, what's more illegal,

但是科米你觉得哪个犯法更重
briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,

短暂地麻烦一下黑杰克
- or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!

-还是毁了布偶团 -当然是绑架黑杰克福滋