Is a Lindsay Lohan cooch shot.

琳赛·罗汉的激情摇摆舞
Jesus, did someone actually run that in print?

上帝啊真的有人在报纸里介绍那个吗
- I thought that was just on the web. - All right, all right.

-我还以为那只是网上的 -好好
- All I am saying is... - I didn't see that.

-我所说的是... -我没有看见
...that if you run an excellent, if I do say so myself,

如果你经营很棒如果我自己在报纸首页上
Front-page piece about how corporate America is profiting from this war,

说美国企业是如何在这一战争中获利
And the only reader response you get is on 2 hands...

读者们唯一的反应就是双手赞成
- Meanwhile... - That was a good piece, by the way.

-同时... -顺便说一下这篇不错
- Fine. Thanks. You read it? - I read that.

-很好谢谢你看了吗 -看了
- Did you really? - I didn't read it, but I loved it.

-真的看了吗 -我没有看但我很喜欢
Meanwhile, Lopez here scrapes his forehead,

同时洛佩兹擦伤了额头
And gets, what, I'm guessing about 75 E-mails

知道我收到什么了吗 75封电子邮件