for, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you that you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting.

我打赌你现在不舍得吃光那些东西吧
I do remember that. I remember thinking,

我不记得那个我记得在想
"How much food could 20 dollars possibly buy you at Taco Bell?"

在塔可钟花二十美元能买到什么呢
And the answer is infinite.

答案是无穷
And we went to see fucking Gladiator.

我们还他妈去看角斗士
- Yeah. - And you sharted midway through the movie.

-对 -电影一半的时候你还放屁崩出屎了
- I did. - Due to the tigers' appearance.

-没错 -因为老虎出场
- I got scared of the tigers. - Yeah.

-我被老虎吓坏了 -对
Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went...

准确来讲第二只老虎出场的时候我
...and then I shat.

就拉了
I shat in the theater.

我拉在剧院了
- Jesus. - Oh, fuck.

-天哪 -靠