来自《老雷斯的故事 第0集》

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  But if he does the same stupid thing twice
  但是相同的蠢事他又干了第二次
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  it's usually to impress some girl.
  那么一般都是为了打动某个女孩
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  Hey, she is not some girl!
  她可不是一般的女孩
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  She's a woman, in high school.
  她是我的女神 现在是高中小女生
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  And she loves trees. And I'm going to get her one.
  她热爱树木 所以我要给她弄一棵
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  How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality.
  能看到有人不向现实低头真是好
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  Thank you.
  谢谢
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  All right, but where did we leave off?
  我上次讲到哪里了
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  Now that's a Thneed.
  泰德大功告成
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  Nothing unmanly about knitting. No, sir.
  织点东西丢不了男子气概 当然不 先生
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  Look at that...
  注意点
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  Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?
  是谁教你们这么偷床的