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So small, so amusing.
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No wonder they want to see you race, eh?
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Look at him go.
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Thank you, plucky snail.
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Because of you, the whole world will be watching this race.
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And when the checkered flag drops, they'll be watching me win.
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Crawl home, garden snail,
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while you still can.
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Good afternoon, race fans,
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and welcome to this year's running
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of the Indianapolis 500.
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