Or you might be.

或者可能是你
- I'll risk it. - How's this?

-我愿意冒这个险 -这样如何
I get a drink for any man here who recognises me

谁认出我我就请他喝一杯
or one of my poems.

能背出我的一首诗也行
Better get to the door before I split your head open.

你最好快滚出去不然我让你脑袋开花
My head is already split open, you overgrown mouth-breather.

我脑袋已经开花了你这满嘴哈哈的傻大个
So show me some respect or I'll give you a personal tour.

放尊重点不然就给你点颜色瞧瞧
I'm an internationally lauded poet.

我是个举世闻名的诗人
That's why you've got no money.

怪不得你赚不到钱
- I am Poe. - That's what I said.

-我可是坡 -我就是这个意思
Not poor, mouth-breather! Poe!

不是破傻大个是坡
Poe! Edgar Allan Poe! Does it ring a bell?!

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