Yep, I've been drinking all afternoon for free.

是啊我喝了一下午免费酒了
Now, I've used only top shelf liquor.

我用的全是上层的好酒
Question: Who got it down for you?

提问谁帮你从上层拿下来的
First up: "The Max". It's just whiskey.

第一杯 "麦克斯" 只有威士忌
On the rocks, like Max's job.

加冰块就跟麦克斯的工作一样
Whatever mine is, I want my rim salted.

无论如何我的杯口要有盐巴[屁眼咸]
Of course you do.

你当然是啦
Earl's is an Old Fashioned with everything.

"厄尔"则是啥都有的古典鸡尾酒
Pour me another me.

再给我倒杯我自己
I hate to say it,

很不想说出来
but I go down easy.

但我很随便[很顺口]
"The Caroline" is Lemon Schnapps in a slightly frosty glass.

"卡洛琳"是放在微冰杯里的柠檬杜松子酒