来自《打工姐妹花第4季第14集第14集》

I mean, you can't put a silk hat on a pig.

给猪戴个大礼帽也是白搭
And I know, 'cause I tried once.

我真有亲自试验过哦
Max! Oh, my God! What have you done?

麦克斯我的天啊你干了什么好事
I realized I don't like a strawberry center.

我发现我不喜欢吃草莓夹心糖
And I am not going to beat myself up about it.

而我也不想因此就吃不下睡不着
When I told you to get crepe paper streamers

我叫你去买皱纸彩带来
and decorate for the shower, I meant with pink, not black.

布置婚前派对是让你买粉色不是黑色
It's a wedding shower for Sophie,

我们是帮苏菲办婚前派对
not a baby shower for Rosemary's Baby.

不是给婴儿鬼片办派对
What? I told you, I don't do girl things.

干嘛啊我说了不懂娘们的玩意
Like hang pink or sit when I pee.

我不懂挂粉红或者坐着尿尿
Which, coincidentally, I refer to as "hanging pink."

巧合的是我称呼站着尿尿为"挂粉红"