Love you, too, Mommy.

我也爱你妈妈
After six years of dissections, castrations,

经过了六年的解剖阉割
and shoving my arm up a

以及把手伸进牛屁股里
cow's ass more times than I care to remember,

次数多得我都记不清
by the end of that day, I knew

到那天结束的时候我知道
I'd be a Cornell graduate of Veterinary Science.

我就要成为康奈尔学校兽医学的毕业生了
And by the end of that night,

而到那天夜里
I'd be the first man Catherine Hale ever invited into her bed.

我将成为凯瑟琳·黑尔第一个邀请上床的男人
She was nuts about me.

她为我神魂颠倒
You will have two hours to complete the exam.

你们将有两个小时完成考卷
When you have finished the exam, close the booklet,

当你完成之后合上试卷
turn it face downwards and raise your hands.

将其正面朝下放置然后举手示意