How's your pipe, kid?

你那根怎么样小子
Barbara! Easy, now, Barbara.

别这样芭芭拉
- Good night, ladies. - Good night, Camel.

-晚安女士们 -晚安老骆
We like him, Camel.

我们喜欢他老骆
- Good night, Camel! - Good night!

-晚安老骆 -晚安
Now try not to talk till you're familiar with the vernacular,

在你搞清楚这里的状况之前尽量别说话
or you'll get your head bashed in.

不然你会被打烂头
Like, townies are "Rubes,"

比如我们叫城里人"乡巴佬"
and performers aren't performers. They're "Kinkers,"

演员也不叫演员他们是"杂耍的"
but never call them that to their faces.

不过千万别当面这么叫他们
So what do I call them?

那我怎么称呼他们
Performers. Just don't talk to them at all. You'll live longer.

表演者想活久点就别跟他们说话