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And by "We," I mean you.
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Look, if I learned one thing from my time on Cops,
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it's that I can hop a fence in three seconds flat.
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If I learned two things,
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it's that the camera makes me look guilty.
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Especially when it's a security camera at Banana Republic.
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I can't do it.
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The world can't know that Caroline Channing
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is involved in another high-profile crime.
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And hasn't kept up her nail maintenance, like, at all.
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Fine.
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Because if I learned three things from Cops,