Fine.

好吧
Because if I learned three things from Cops,

如果我从《美国警察》学会的第三件事是
it's that it's best to surrender early and not naked.

最好趁早投降而且别不穿衣服
We really appreciate you taking the time to talk to us.

真的很感谢你能抽空接受我们的采访
If you really want to thank me,

如果你真的想谢我
how about I get some pixels up over my grill?

不如在拷问我时给我的脸打上马赛克
I got some kids looking for me and they don't need the help.

有些孩子在找我你们会在无形中帮了他们
We don't have the capability to do that.

我们做不了
This is live TV.

这是直播电视
How about one of those voice distorting machines?

可以弄个那种能扭曲声音的装置吗
You know, make my voice sound like a fat Transformer.

就是让我的声音听起来像一个胖变形金刚
Um, no.

也不行