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I bought these myself.
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But you know what?
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This is my way of taking back Valentine's Day;
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determining my own fate.
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And once I meet Mr. Destiny tonight,
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all of my preemptive purchases will be vindicated.
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What do you means purchases?
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Oh, I also made a dinner reservation for two
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at my favorite restaurant.
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- Seriously? - What?
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Perks of actually having a paycheck now,
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thanks to my new job