how about I get some pixels up over my grill?

不如在拷问我时给我的脸打上马赛克
I got some kids looking for me and they don't need the help.

有些孩子在找我你们会在无形中帮了他们
We don't have the capability to do that.

我们做不了
This is live TV.

这是直播电视
How about one of those voice distorting machines?

可以弄个那种能扭曲声音的装置吗
You know, make my voice sound like a fat Transformer.

就是让我的声音听起来像一个胖变形金刚
Um, no.

也不行
No problem.

没关系
I'll take care of that myself.

那就我自己来吧
Been in this sitch before.

以前也碰到过这种状况
All right, in 3, 2...

好了倒数三二
Good evening. In Williamsburg...

晚上好这里是威廉斯堡