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You need to woo her.
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It is Valentine's Day.
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What does that even mean?
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And please do not say folded paper roses.
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Okay, first, it's origami.
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It's the time-honored art of a rich culture.
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Second, you got to embrace the cheese factor.
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Making a mockery of your manhood
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for one day, and serving up the romance
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on an overpriced platter.
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Okay, and I trust your opinion on
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what women want because...?