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That's what I'm doing here.
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Because apparently everyone and their mother felt that way,
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but nobody had the guts to tell me.
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And now, I'm left with some stupid ring
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and an empty closet,
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and an ache in my gut the size
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of Texas because nobody told me.
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- She left you. - Today.
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I'm sorry.
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This will serve as your final boarding
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call for flight 464 to San Francisco.
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I don't want this to happen to you.