来自《雷蒙·斯尼奇的不幸历险第1季第1集》

It is my solemn duty to bring to light the sorry history

我负有庄严的责任将波德莱尔家几个孩子
of the Baudelaire children as it happened so many years ago.

多年前的不幸经历如实讲述出来
But you in the audience have no such obligation,

但作为观众的各位没有这样的责任
and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately

我建议所有观众都立刻调台
and watch something more pleasant instead.

去看点别的更愉快的东西
This story will be dreadful, melancholy and calamitous,

这个故事可怕致郁不幸
a word which here means "dreadful and melancholy."

这个词的意思是 "可怕又致郁"
That is because not very many happy things happened

那是因为几个小波德莱尔的生活中
in the lives of the Baudelaires.

就没多少快乐的事
Violet, Klaus and Sunny were intelligent children.

维奥蕾特克劳斯和珊妮都是聪明的孩子
Charming and resourceful, they had pleasant facial features,

他们迷人又机智长相讨人喜欢
but they were extremely unlucky.

但他们非常不走运