I'm going to take you to your new home

我要赶在银行开门之前
before banking hours begin.

带你们去新家
I know you must be nervous about living with a guardian.

我知道你们对跟监护人住肯定很紧张
I remember how I was when I was your age.

我还记得我像你们这么大时候的样子
We're all different ages.

我们年龄都不一样
Well, I should think at least a fraction of your unhappiness

我认为你们的不快乐至少会有那么一点
will turn to excitement when you meet this man.

在见到此人后将变成兴奋
I know he's certainly very eager to meet you.

我知道他是很急切想见到你们
And he's employed as an actor,

而且他是个演员
so you know his excitement is genuine.

所以你知道他的兴奋不是装的
His name is Count Olaf.

他叫奥拉夫伯爵
- Never heard of him. - He's either... Let's see. What is it?

-没听说过 -他是...我想想什么来着