He went into town and purchased the most unusual item,

他进城买了一件非同寻常的东西
an item of clothing,

一件衣物
a most dazzling pair of tousers. So dazzling he had to...

一条美丽无比的裤子以至于...
I'd call it a small hamper.

要我说就是个小食篮
- Oh, marvelous anecdote. - Wait, there's more.

-精彩的故事 -别急还没完
She cracked her skull open, on a gate post

她的头在门柱上撞碎了
and died of a brain contusion.

死于脑挫伤
- Sad. - Hmm. Yes.

-悲伤的故事 -是啊
Once again, thank you for your kindness.

再次感谢你们
I haven't felt such warmth, since...

上一次有如此温馨的感觉
since I sit and watched the Bolsheviks burned down my childhood home.

是在布尔什维克党人烧毁我儿时的家之前了
Please, you must be ravenous.

你们一定饿坏了