If we know nothing else, we can tread enough water

如果我们一无所知我们可以用足够的水．．
to fake a stomach cramp and run away. How did we meet?

来假装胃痉挛然后逃跑我们是怎么遇见的
Freshman year, Stanford.

大学一年级在斯坦福大学
That means I'm smart. Shit. Where am I from?

那说明我很聪明不错我来自哪里
-I never said. -North Dakota.

-我从未说过 -北达科他州
-Why North Dakota? -Do you know anybody in North Dakota?

-为什么是北达科他州 -你如道谁在北达科他州吗
-No. -Nobody does. What do I do?

-不 -没有人知道我是做什么的
-You're in the military. -Atta boy. See, now you're thinking.

-你在军队里面 -好小子你看现在你就在思考
No address, no phone number. And chicks dig the uniform shit.

没有地址没有电话那些小孩子会对军装感兴趣的
It's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

这感觉就像在桶里面射击鱼一样
Actually,

实际上
I don't think you're going to be shooting any fish in this particular barrel.

我不觉得你会在这特别的场合里面泡到任何妹子