Nothing of it was working.

什么都行不通
It wasn't funny, it wasn't emotional, it wasn't moving.

它不好笑没有动人情节不能感动人
Characters didn't quite work.

角色不吸引人
Peter Schneider sent me this video, which was, like, two cassettes.

彼得·施耐德送录影带来给我一共有两卷
It was so long.

影片好长
It was like two hours, and it went on and on and on and on and on and on

大概有两个小时它就那样一直演一直演一直演一直演
and I was fast-forwarding through it

我一边快进一边想
and thinking, "Oh, my God. This'll never end."

"我的天呐怎么没完没了"
Which led to this horrible, horrible day

随之而来的是这个可怕的日子
when things came to a crashing halt.

所有进度就在这个时候叫停
That was our Black Friday. Black Monday, Black Tuesday. . .

那是我们的黑色星期五黑色星期一黑色星期二
I forget what day of the week it was, but it was sure black.

我忘了那天星期几不过绝对是黑色的