the alleged entertainment you are watching

你正在观看的这部所谓的娱乐节目
is extremely unpleasant.

极度地令人不快
Jacquelyn, could you bring the Baudelaire file in here, please?

杰奎琳麻烦把波德莱尔的文件拿进来
From the beginning of this miserable tale

从这个悲惨的故事的开头
to the last melancholy scene,

到它最后致郁的一幕
I cannot think of a single line, a single word,

没有一句台词一个词汇
that does not chill me to my deepest bones.

不令我感到刻骨的寒意
Jacquelyn, could you bring the Baudelaire file in here, please?

杰奎琳麻烦把波德莱尔的文件拿进来
However, the sad history of the Baudelaire orphans

然而波德莱尔孤儿的悲惨历史
did not begin in the private,

并不是从坡先生
somewhat ill-decorated office of Mr. Poe

这间位于赔偿金理财的
at Mulctuary Money Management.

寒碜的私人办公室开始的