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I don't.
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No, no, no. It's "I do."
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Count Olaf...
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What did you call me?
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Father...
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I'm not sure I'm talented enough to perform professionally.
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I'd hate to disgrace your good name
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and the name of Al Funcoot.
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Plus, I'll be very busy
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the next few weeks working on my inventions.
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And learning how to prepare roast beef.
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You will participate in my theatrical performance!