A gorgeous...

由我亲自设计的
bridal dress of my own design...

华美结婚礼服
while you perform the entire wedding ceremony,

你则会主持整场婚礼仪式
getting each and every word exactly right,

分毫不差地说出每句台词
while we sign a document

与此同时我们签一份
which you shall bring from City Hall for added realism.

由你从市政厅带来的文件以增加真实性
Justice Strauss, he's up to something.

施特劳斯法官他在密谋些什么
What I am up to

我只想
is making Justice Strauss' dreams come true.

让施特劳斯法官的梦想成真
You will suddenly find yourself

你会突然发现自己
in the enviable position of being a struggling actress in middle age.

成了一位令人羡慕的奋斗的中年演员
It's almost too good to be true.

简直美好得不真实