which you shall bring from City Hall for added realism.

由你从市政厅带来的文件以增加真实性
Justice Strauss, he's up to something.

施特劳斯法官他在密谋些什么
What I am up to

我只想
is making Justice Strauss' dreams come true.

让施特劳斯法官的梦想成真
You will suddenly find yourself

你会突然发现自己
in the enviable position of being a struggling actress in middle age.

成了一位令人羡慕的奋斗的中年演员
It's almost too good to be true.

简直美好得不真实
It is. Justice Strauss, Count Olaf is--

确实不是施特劳斯法官奥拉夫伯爵要
Count Olaf is welcoming you into his life

奥拉夫伯爵是在欢迎你们走进他的生活
by making you an important part of this theatrical enterprise.

让你们成为这个戏剧项目重要的组成部分
Children, go.

孩子们走吧
Go home.

回家吧