A man like me can acquire any number of beautiful women

像我这样的人能娶到无数漂亮女人
who don't complain about doing their chores.

她们不会抱怨做家务
What's in it for me?

对我有什么好处
"A legal husband

"合法的丈夫
has titular and practical control over any relevant fiduciaries,

对于任何受托人都有名义上和实际上的控制权
resulting in aggregate financial dominion over any spousal holdings."

所以丈夫对配偶持有的财产具有经济上的掌控权"
I don't think a boy your age

我觉得你这个年纪的小男孩
ought to be using the word "titular."

不该使用"名义上"这个词
If you became Violet's husband,

如果你成为维奥蕾特的丈夫
you'd gain complete control over the Baudelaire fortune. But...

你将能完全掌控波德莱尔的财产但是...
"A prospective spouse must be chronologically sound

"准配偶必须达到适婚年龄
and appropriate in regards to the age of consent

必须符合社区现行