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Are you kidding me?
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When I said cook it nice,
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I didn't mean bring it back looking like a fucking turd.
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Sir, I actually do not cook the food. I am just a waiter.
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Oh, a smart guy.
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You want to get smart with me, smart guy?
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Oh, great. What are you gonna do, kick his ass?
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Yeah, maybe I am. You want me to?
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Sure, go ahead.
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You always got to beat the shit out of the loser.
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Like the waiter at the Macaroni Grill,
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the waiter at the Olive Garden, the waiter at Buca di Beppo.