This officially makes me the worst music producer in history.

这使我正式成为史上最烂的音乐制作人了
No, it doesn't.

才没有
New artists are discovered this way all the time.

新星总是这样被发掘出来的
They found Justin Bieber on the Internet.

贾斯汀·比伯就是从网络上被挖掘的
Do you know how many dancing babies

那你知道为了发掘那样一个人
and weirdly talented cats you got to go through

需要先看过多少跳舞宝贝
just to find something like that?

和奇怪才艺猫吗
This is going to be easy.

这不会很难的
As my talent coordinator,

作为我的选手协调员
you get V.I.P. access to all the bands.

你有近距离接触所有乐队的绿色通道
With any luck, you'll find someone you'll want to sign,

运气好的话你会找到你想要签约的人
your music label will be back in business,

你的公司会重新走上正轨