I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.

我就尝试像爱珊姆那样去爱她
Can you believe it's almost our two week anniversary?

你相信吗咱俩在一起都快两个星期了
Yeah, I know.

是啊我知道
So, I took her on double dates.

我就带她去参加四人约会
Your first foreign film.

你的第一部外国电影
- Do you want butter in your popcorn? - Vegans don't eat butter.

-爆米花加黄油吗 -素食者不吃黄油
And I tried not to mind that she loves to hold hands

我也尽量不去介意她爱牵手的嗜好
even when her hands are sweaty.

她即使手心流汗也爱牵着
And I had to admit something really upsetting. But

我还得说有件事真的挺烦人就是
I'm tired of touching her boobs.

我实在不想再摸她的胸了
I thought maybe if she would just let me pick

我觉得要是她偶尔肯让我来选择
the make-out music once in a while, we might have a chance.

亲热时放什么音乐我们也许还有可能