No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it!

假的肯定是伪造的你瞧
I don't understand!

我不明白
Why this is on the news?

怎么没上新闻呢
..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition

而在泰特现代美术馆举办的
at Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of schedule... '

极富争议的卡尔顿•布鲁姆展览提前三周谢幕
How do we describe it? "An indecent act"?

我们用什么词啊 "不雅行为"吗
Everyone's seen the video. They already know the full details.

大家都看到视频了都知道细节
If we mention bestiality, OFCOM would be seriously pissed off.

若提到人兽性交通信局肯定会找麻烦
Fuck OFCOM!

去他的通信局
We're still observing the D Notice.

我们要遵守D通告
But surely we're going to do something.

但总得报道点什么吧
We are honouring the D Notice.

以D通告为准